Saturday



Okay, here's my question: 
For a woman of a certain age, is it possible to find a mate to grow old with (or should I just keep rescuing pound puppies)?
Thank you for being there and giving us all advice and laughs,
Deb
Dear Deb,
Pick the one who waits by the door for you to come home from work, lovingly  jumps up hugs and then licks you all over.  Therefore, always go for the loving, supportive guy first!
THE EMMIS: Then the two of you can rescue a puppy together. One cannot be a substitute for another.
Jan

Monday

Dear Jan,

Do you have any quick beauty secrets? I want to submit a picture to a public site.

           FRANCA BEVEN

My Dear Franca,

MY PERSONAL SECRET: Obviously, make sure the photos you display on blogs and web sites are twenty years old. Since everything is relative, I found posing with dead scientists and statesmen a boost.

THE EMMIS: A smile - so simple - A SMILE truly connects humans. With an actual interest and caring attitude, you will reflect both your and their own sense of worth and attractiveness. Try it for a week and let me know. I also use Oil of Olay.

Tuesday


Dear Jan, 

Have you ever felt guilty?
    
From Louella Glickman

Dear Louella, 

I believe guilt is the most useless emotion. Though anytime I hear that there is a drought I think it is because I am retaining all the water.
THE EMMIS: Either do it or do not do it. Guilt serves no purpose whatsover.


Dear Jan,

Jan what do you think of exercising?


From Francine O'Hara
 
I am all for it, Francine.

Today I was so encouraged while jogging 'cause I thought I heard applause. It turned out it was just my thighs hitting together. So what? I ran 5 blocks on that bit of encouragement.
THE EMMIS: You already know it. Move more, eat less. I had that backwards.